Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, I told a customer the bread he wanted has been discontinued. He replied with, "Are you serious? What is your name? I'm going up front to complain about you." I still don't understand how that's specifically my fault. FML
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, I walked into a store to buy a type of bread I like. The stuff was sold out, so I asked an employee when they'll be restocking it. The employee yelled at me, because, "They do have that bread," walks to the isle, and then when she saw that they really were out of the bread, she walked off. FML
Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML
Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
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Top comments
obnum 19
Man I hate sexist people. At least you can't get fired, though, and you can kick him out :)
mbuck87 19
Insult by pun. Well played sir
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Comments (98)
BreathlessInk 15
Of course we women are flaky. People are always finding bits of us in their pies and cakes. Ew.
RedPillSucks 33
Especially the girl scout cookies.
disneyguy 4
Oh my sweet baby Jesus that is so so so so punny
Rainhawk94 27
Look at #6. Look at the dislikes. Look at your comment. Now punch yourself in the face
kawfinggame84 1
Wow what a crumby thing for him to say. Sexist people donut know what they are talking about.
deathstroke990 22
What an inscure asshat
Bravo11 14
Bakery puns. Well done.
Enslaved 38
"But I'm a crepe. I'm a weir-dough. What the hell am I doughing here? I donut belong here."
Sh3lbs 6
If you were a biscuit, you could technically take that as a complement that you're perfect!
XSabinX 3
I know it was a cumby day, but hey, at least taking care of him was a piece of cake. Remember to enjoy this slice of life, as you are obviously not flaky.
Onelonelydreamer 4
This post is litarally the same thing that I posted two days ago...
awkwardloveannie 28
wait was he unhappy with your baking or did he just want to make someone's day suck