Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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xXPeachRoseXx 0
My mother made those jokes all the time, even though was perfect weight for my age. Little did she know, they were the cause of my anorexia. :/ You sure that she wasn't kidding?
digitalangel 0
My mother used to criticize my body in front of me. Don't let it get to you - true beauty is on the inside. Someday you'll find someone who thinks you're beautiful just as you are.
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Comments (45)
shamniz 0
I agreed you got ****** but its sweet if you ignore it
sleepless15_p 0
ouch. Atleast she was trying to help
take_me_home 0
not really a fml... but it is funny...
MrJentipede 2
Deserved for being fat. :)
Tri_fml 5
#17.. No.. we don't.
Toxic_John 0
wow lol i feel sorry fo da fact dat grls have naturraly mo fat than guys (coz we can work out that weight some-waht more easier) do lol but man wat a bitch dat mom is fo actually doin dat if ma mom ever did dat i would make a crappy face to make fun of her (just do wut i did i learned another language dat seems impossible to learn coz da older u r da harder it is to learn a language nd insult her like i do with mines)
Diabla_ 2
what
myphy 0
Throw up in the toilet and leave a note saying "Happy Mom?"
Hullaballoo 0
It's possible that she actually thought your sister was making fun of you. Siblings do that.
thekreeperkeeper 0
#28 x2 idiot, it was an automatic reaction. parents have that shit fine tuned to just fly out when they see stuff like that. but I guess you could just have a fat face and your mom is a bitch, if that's what you wanna think.
myfallenidol 0
BURN!!!