Today, while working as a makeup artist in the mall, I was approached by a man who wanted to try lipstick, which isn't unusual we do a lot of drag. While I was applying it, he started to make gross noises and, after a quick glance, I realized he had a massive erection. He then whispered, "Mmmm don't stop now." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML
Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML
Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML
Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML
Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML
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penguinz 0
danggg sooo gross
maedoc 0
well did you finish him off at least?
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hawky_06 0
eeeeeewwww (nothing more to say)
noclevername 0
To the people saying drag queens and any man in make-up are freaks, close-minded much? Not a thing wrong with drag, fetishes or whatever weird kink this was. What makes this so wrong is asking an unknowing stranger to do something which would turn him on, then expecting her to be okay with it when she found out. On a side-note: Exhibitionists, good for you being free-spirited and liberated or whatever hip term you think you are. You're free to get all the thrills you want from doing whatever in public. But really, don't think you're better than people who give you dirty looks. It's not that they're repressed, they just mightn't want to see people screwing when they're walking down the street. Or, hey, you might just not be much to look at. Making other people take part in your fetish is rude at absolute best.
Rawrrr14 0
Ahhh! I mean sure he can try some lipstick..... but say that?! I would have quit. I'd be so freaked out! lol good for you for handling it!
milkradio 0
WHAT THE ACTUAL ****. I hope he was escorted out, what the hell.
fmylifedotcomm 0
that's just gross. poor you. =/
fmylifedotcomm 0
and lol #67 =]
Angry_Dad 0
HAHAH!
AnneFTW 17
Ewww! That really really sucks! Next time tell the guy to apply it himself!
Raspberry_007 0
dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty.
cHiCkEy_bOo 0
funny but ewish... :s