Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
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JBiz_fml 0
I ******* hate little kids
Serial 2
put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible
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Comments (258)
scurvyseadawg 0
the little twit deserved it...if she can't swim, she has no right pushing other people into pools. You did the right thing. Don't be ashamed.
mastershake 0
haha thats hilarious you were just standing there laughing. your friends parents hate you
FMLfangirl89 0
not your fault man. #1 you didnt know. #2, little bitch shouldnt have pushed you in the first place.
cwdeus 0
She shouldn't play things like this in the first place if she couldn't swim.
takran 0
Stupid little kid got what she deserved - perhaps her parents should tell her not to go around pushing people into the pool, or, gasp, invest in swimming lessons?
KatieMae 0
you did the right thing...don't mess with someone if you can't take being messed with right back. someone who can't swim shouldn't push another person into the pool. she's a dumb twat.
Mason58 0
That'll teach her to be a little ******.
6124C3 0
bitch better learn not to push people into pools then. jesus...
platypusrex256 2
the golden rule about kids is, if you can hear them screaming they are still alive. so nothing to worry about =)
M_Baugh01 0
thats her stupid ******* fault for not knowing how to swim and her familes for not teaching them. i learned how to swim when i was four. stupid ******* little girl i feel bad for u