Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I'd parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, I offered to drive my friends to the airport because their taxi was expensive. We left early and arrived with plenty of time. Then I realized I’d parked in the short-stay car park. I paid more for parking than I would have paid for a taxi. FML
Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML
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Top comments
bugwub 0
YDI. I hate when people stalk me for my parking spot. It's creepy.
mintcar 10
Wow, you're an idiot. Following then for ten whole minutes? You've got to Ne kidding me. You probably really creeped them out.
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Comments (69)
Kryteria 0
That's what happens when you use the word "mall" to refer to a shopping centre in Britain. =P
EffinAhole 0
ok....
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Yeah don't be a creeper!!! YDI.
Judus_beej 0
is that a tattoo on your arm?
mercedes3210 6
that doesn't look like a tattoo lol
Judus_beej 0
what is it then?
Chris5146 3
Reminds me of that one episode of American Dad XD but you fail...
DudeImBetter 0
reminds me of that one movie of jackass where they go around with a razor and shave pieces off peoples hair.
EffinAhole 0
wrong FML dude.
jpchavez97 29
I was just thinking that!
persimmon 0
you people are so annoying. lazy arses can't walk their fat lazy asses across a parkinglot.
vettle 6
what? dumbass
Mirorbo 27
Someone did that to me once!~ Followed me out of a restaurant, looking for whatever my parking space was. I purposely took the long way out of the parking lot and onto the sidewalk. They were oh-so furious once they finally realized I walked there!~ Fuhohohoho!~
zp5 4
i could see that happening lol
mike3775 39
When people are following me like that, I deliberately walk in between cars and then wait for em to rush around to catch up to me, then cut back and see if someone else is coming. Another thing I will do is walk past my vehicle, then stop and look around and see if someone is behind that vehicle, and if they are walk back towards it and wave to them to back up and wait for me, screwing the first vehicle all together As you can tell, I despise people following me in their vehicles like that
zp5 4
i'm not kidding, but every1luvsboners, your comments make you look like a child to me. and considering that you didn't put up your birth date on your profile, you probably are one.
I_be_darn 3
What a mother ******* idiot!
Zmeilerr 22
You mean to tell me there were 0 parking spaces open? It's amazing what you see when you open your eyes.
Zebidee 9
It's unusual, but not impossible. I was at a mid-sized suburban mall when there was some sort of celebrity event on, and had to drive away because there were literally no spaces, and no-one was going to leave for the time it was happening.
DoWorkBro 4
your a smart one there bud!!
dark_path 0
you look like Justin Bieber. easy there tiger..he is not that great
Qluz 3
all i want for christmas ia yooou