Today, I was doing my paper round. I got to the last house and thought I had done everything right. I checked my list of houses, and I had done every single one wrong. I went and got all the papers back and delivered them again. That was when I realised I did them right in the first place. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't, therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on page 11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
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dmipotc 0
how are you not able to do a paper round correctly? good luck in your future careers....you'll need it
tbbucs 0
you have a future in garbage collection. they leave it out for you so it's easier than a paper route.
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Comments (74)
bluefinchy 0
I have done this myself but I cant say I did it to all the houses just a few so yeah if you cant deliver papers to people houses your pretty screwed at getting a real job in the future lol
kenkopp69 0
Kudos to you. I was doing my 71 mile paper route and when I was at the last 5 miles I realized I forgot it was a weekend and had to back track and get them done or its $7 a paper charge for me. I always say one paper at a time.
apfunction 0
you need to get organizized. and I spelled it like that on purpose.
marleytooyou 0
dumbass sux to suck!
jgirlheartsradio 0
how do u screw up a paper route... u do know they're all the same paper, right?
fogrunner 13
... Maybe there aren't subscribers in every house. And when I had a paper round we delivered a handful of different papers. PS. The paper round was one of the best jobs I'd ever had because I hardly had to meet any ******* people. PPS. Oh, and I've got a top SAT score.
shaaayyee 0
There's a wrong way to deliver papers...?
jcorbs 0
sounds like something I would do
hermy77 5
Fake
luckylucas26 9
Your a moron.
telli164 30
Just when I thought the paper run was one of the easier jobs..