Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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hoogapooga 0
Haha I know exactly how that feels, having had my braces removed a year ago. Don't worry, it'll pass, just give it a week or so (:
FYLDeep 26
I didn't have mouth ulcers back when I had braces or as a result of them being removed. You probably have some other sort of mouth related issue.
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evilcartman 0
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hiswifey359 0
ouch, i definately knw wat ur goin thru!! i got em all on the inside of my lip bkus ofcorse the braces would rub my skin raw :/
lil_lala209 5
you sure it's not herpies? lol j/k FYL OP
cul8r 4
Get sage candy or essence of sage at the pharmacy, it helps disinfect the ulcers. On the other hand, when at the pharmacy, you can get something more powerful to treat your aphthous oral infection. Or, see a doctor.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Oh boy, my lips are really dry! *Licks lips obnoxiously loud* Ahh, much better.
DakotaCat 4
Quack!
wtfsnickers 1
herpes guess you sucked th wrong guy off
crazy_lady_az 1
If they are in your mouth, try putting a Tums on it and let the Tums disolve on it.
alicec123 0
happens to most of us with braces. I have had mine off for over a year now and I still have dents in my gums.
shagbark 0
Some mouth ulcers are due to high acid in the blood. Try removing vinegar and mustard from your diet.