Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
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darkblade666 3
id kick him in the balls if i where you for breaking your ps3
janise 2
Yeah, she has plenty of money from working THREE jobs. Her ex was nothing but a lazy scumbag. Then again she did stay with him and let him mooch off of her so I can't feel much sympathy about the 3 jobs but F Her Life about the consoles and the cheating.
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Comments (334)
MuRz_209 0
give him a truly rerroble bj
LavenderBlonde 0
Great idea, #12
kmvedok 0
why would you wanna be with him anyways? sounds like a douche bag. he didn't even wanna get a job? jeez.
TheLetterZero 7
That reeaaaallly sucks. But there's still a problem if he can get into your house while you're out. Edit: Just saw "our" house. Guess it's time for one of you to move.
XxjENNy19Xx3 0
sucks
Dopeyrox 0
what a d*ck! kick him in the nuts! he deserves it
Spastastic 6
Actually... I have (male) friends that say that. But they are the only ones I have ever heard do so...
love_the_fame 0
No, I actually agree with that. Being a guy, I know how painful it is getting kicked in the balls, so I usually tell chicks to refrain from doing it unless he's been a real asshole. Sorry, but this guys been a real asshole.
SirNiles 0
kill him?
Angel_Vice 0
yes!
beautiful_hope 16
If I upvote your comment & she does it, does that make us accessories to murder?? lol
Rota 0
YDI for staying with him all this time.
Evita53 0
it's about time you broke up with him!! :)
UK_fml 0
fyl for staying with a boyfriend without a job, don't say you did not see that coming.
Omar84 0
he is so stupid and I believe that he is Psyco