Sex, Injury and Intimacy: Ouch - FML

Ouch

By anon - 14/04/2015 00:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Lct1196 31

Tuesday 14 April 2015 14:53

For the love of God, never 69.

Zelphoric 25

Tuesday 14 April 2015 15:11

**** bitches, get stitches.

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Cads1 24

Tuesday 14 April 2015 14:51

Lucky it was only your arm.

Lct1196 31

Tuesday 14 April 2015 14:53

For the love of God, never 69.

bryce0110 23

Wednesday 15 April 2015 2:22

This is the first comment I've laughed at on FML

The_Avatar 22

Tuesday 14 April 2015 14:53

Hey thats a compliment though! Clearly she enjoyed it!

wakemeupplease 21

Tuesday 14 April 2015 15:02

ouch!!! that might be fun tho

catwomam 15

Tuesday 14 April 2015 15:04

So, she's basically Edward Cullen.

dakatabg 31

Tuesday 14 April 2015 15:07

You have a wild one

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 14 April 2015 15:13

That... sounds... painful

riffehunter 16

Tuesday 14 April 2015 15:13

"I'm a piranha, they live in the Amazon"

Jennandco 25

Tuesday 14 April 2015 15:16

Well that brings a new meaning to the phrase 'an animal in bed' Looks like you'll be frequenting the hospital quite a lot, good luck, OP

ILikeKoalas 24

Tuesday 14 April 2015 15:17

I'm sure it's not intended this way, but this sounds slightly rapey

meghan7810 16

Wednesday 15 April 2015 12:45

You, my dear, have apparently never tried biting someone during sex, especially in a situation where you have to be quiet. It is immensely satisfying and not "rapey" in the slightest.

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