Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was arguing with my husband and he screamed at me to the point of tears. He asked, “Why are you crying? Last night we had rough sex where I spanked you, threw you around in bed, called you names, and you enjoyed that shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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Top comments
IloveToLaugh143 21
Hopefully you checked on him to see if he's okay OP. Maybe ask him why he reacted that way?
therouni 23
Sounds like someone is overly sensitive about their sexual prowess. He probably has self esteem issues.
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Comments (83)
chriisteex 10
"When she says to go deeper, but I don't have anymore dick.."
Karliibabey213 5
Omg i cant stop laughing !!! So sorry
6dandaman5 8
I can't stop laughing either , sorry ? We'll eh maybe ;)
chrichards 2
I'm sorry. He sounds like an ass.
steam_engenius 21
Ahahahaha.....uhh..wow. That's really pathetic. And scary.
6dandaman5 8
Scary ? Idk sounds pitiful to me
jrguard 5
Hey that's better then my sexy life. She says go harder then breaks down. Now who's left alone with no girlfriend.
IcelandicHeathen 5
do not go too hard on him, and those saying he is less than a man are dead wrong.
more4me 27
WTF ?!! Left the room ?!! Overreacting, much ?
skinflint 6
give him head and he will forgive you. that pretty much solves all issues with my wife. if she really gets on my nerves... head and pie. but never just pie.
BossCactus87 5
-__- I can't. I just can't
syed121417 22
I could see how maybe he was trying his best already and he took as if what he was doing isn't good enough. It's okay for guys to be sensitive about their performance because it's a big deal to them. Maybe talk to him and make sure he knows he's good in bed?