Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was arguing with my husband and he screamed at me to the point of tears. He asked, “Why are you crying? Last night we had rough sex where I spanked you, threw you around in bed, called you names, and you enjoyed that shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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IloveToLaugh143 21
Hopefully you checked on him to see if he's okay OP. Maybe ask him why he reacted that way?
therouni 23
Sounds like someone is overly sensitive about their sexual prowess. He probably has self esteem issues.
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Comments (83)
bobbifein55 4
Get rid of him!! He obviously has some sort of complex!
Levvy 22
You might literally be right. Oppositional Defiant Disorder sometimes results in behavior like this.
countrygirl109 11
You'd think that'd turn him on more, not turn him off... Explain to him why you wanted it maybe? Sorry OP.
moozikdude 3
What a prima donna...
sammyjo06 14
Maybe he's out of shape and was already going as hard as he could? Even in that situation, though, a few extra lusty thrusts before returning to normal would've been sufficient lol.
Deltaforce1 9
Jeez dude calm down
siggy_mcsigx 22
I find that rather misogynistic.....but, as said by many above, stems from insecurity.
AyPapiChulo 9
Sounds like you were just trying to spice things up and he took it wrong, maybe you guys should establish a comfort zone lol
UniqueVixen1988 9
Wow what an ass. Sorry that happened OP
Asstarotte 7
I would do exactly that if told to go harder
geezy4prez 1
That fools a pussy! if ever a chick tell you to go harder or deeper or whatever you beat that shit up...m wtf