Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Open door policy
Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
I've never understood people who use the restroom with the door wide open, yet demand privacy! FYL indeed!
laughtersplay 14
Op should have some friends, particularly girls, come over next time without his brother's acknowledgement, to make the dumbass embarrassed. Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson
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ICastillo 25
Op one solution, you shit with the door open too. When he passes yell the same thing. If you cant beat 'em join 'em
procrastinator91 4
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
poccocurantes 7
If we are all going to shit with the bathroom door open, so be it.
Jessj958 19
Lol I thought this is the perfect solution to OPs problem! :)
buckdharma 38
There's a killer on the commode His brown eye's squirmin' like a toad Take a long holiday The time is now to get away If you let this smell inside sweet memory will die Killer on the commode, yeah
bigwiensch 15
tell him to cut the shit and get your parents to make him move out
zombieslayer83 19
My buddy had this problem with his brother. We bought an air soft rifle and would wait for him to get going, and then shoot his legs from my buddies room. It worked like a charm and funny as shit.
poccocurantes 7
Dam, I didn't see your post. I said hit him with the super soaker. Gotta wait till he's prairie dogging though.
CharresBarkrey 16
Why would your friend's brother shit with the door open when there were guests over?
zombieslayer83 19
I've known them most of my life. I was also living there at the time.
BVBARMY1238 9
Close your bedroom door?
vbmg152 19
Shut your bedroom door! Problem solved!!
cat1230 4
Video tape him every time he doesn't close the door and threaten to put it on YouTube. He WILL start closing the door then.
poccocurantes 7
Dude he is doing it on purpose. Next time hit him with the super soaker mid turd. He will not leave it open again.
rightspark 7
He is cluster-phobic if he leaves it open. Next time look at him walk towards the door and close it shut for him. maybe he can get into the habit of shutting rather than you
irateyou 9
I mean, clusters are pretty scary.
CharresBarkrey 16
Claustrophobic* ... I really ******* hope you didn't honestly think the correct term was "cluster-phobic."
maddygirl820 10
Tell him it's his fault