Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Open door policy
Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
I've never understood people who use the restroom with the door wide open, yet demand privacy! FYL indeed!
laughtersplay 14
Op should have some friends, particularly girls, come over next time without his brother's acknowledgement, to make the dumbass embarrassed. Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson
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Comments (70)
Perfectg 9
Hahaha its his fault
CrazyManNo9 29
Stand in the doorway and stare. Laugh periodically. Mumble loudly. Fart. Eat bananas. He'll be too scared to ever leave the door open again. He may never shit again.
missnezzy 10
Knew this would be england
charvisioku 22
Why? It's not exactly common practice over here, you know. Unless there's a stereotype I'm missing or something.
bingbongbingbong 11
It turns him on ??
U_GotitDude 18
Talk about awkward
toalysium 15
Refrigerator + water balloon = problem solved.
liberty1017 4
OP, I really sympathise u!
ThePhantomGamer 20
Why don't you close your door?
BrookeLouisee 4
That sucks
hateevryone 15
Why don't he close the damn door? He's the one on the toilet.