Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Open door policy
Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
I've never understood people who use the restroom with the door wide open, yet demand privacy! FYL indeed!
laughtersplay 14
Op should have some friends, particularly girls, come over next time without his brother's acknowledgement, to make the dumbass embarrassed. Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson
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silverstone1996 9
You still don't need to look, you know.
RetardedPotato 6
It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite OP's bedroom. - Read the FML.
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
I can see why he still lives at home...
Capt_Oblivious 10
Tell him to 'drop' the 'shitty' attitude.
SuperDanielNL 23
Put a shitty diaper on his head?
mbuck87 19
Next time, get up and walk straight over and shut the bathroom door, staring straight into his eyes the whole time
Dusty_Busters 15
I like it!
ICastillo 25
That just makes OP weird for looking him in the eyes while he poops.
peppermintpink 11
Today, my 24 year old brother beat the shit out of me because I was trying to stare him down and shut the door.in his face while he was taking a shit. FML
YooEfO 4
I didn't guess it, but maybe he got a text from another girl who is a little less high maintenance and doesn't need to go to a fancy sit down dinner to have fun! If you know what I mean.
Dory123 9
Wrong FML there buddy.
aly_pinay22 8
Have one of your hot girl friends over without him knowing then when he goes number two, have her leave your room for some reason then let's see what happens.
LittlestPrincess 21
poor friend!
MisterEx 28
What if he starts playing with himself?
pieman528 10
Even worse, what of ops younger than 18? Wait, even more worse! What if he still plays with himself after he finds out they're under 18?!
perdix 31
I understand he makes it easy for you to watch him shit, but why do you do it? Why?!?!?!!?
perdix 31
That explains the binoculars, the stopwatch and the clipboard.
Carmstro 13
36 and the camera? :/
procrastinator91 4
Don't you have door to your bedroom? Maybe try closing that?
KiddNYC1O 22
Maybe her door was closed and she opened it to exit and BOOM... there's her bro taking a shit.
procrastinator91 4
Loool but the way OP has written it doesn't suggest that they are exiting..
lilbuni2004 1
Why don't you shut your bedroom door then??