Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to leave, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said, "Have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paperclip. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML
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jarofarts 0
lol who DOES that?
notsodelighted 0
ahahah, that's HILARIOUS!!
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Comments (164)
lololol_fml 0
Hahaha, thats pretty funny
uptobat 0
I don't know how much fixing a leaky tap is worth but you did offer to do it for free. If something can be done for free, there's no reason to get in a fix for not getting an extra tip. If you wanted to charge for the service, you should of charged for the service. Personally, I would have laughed out loud once I pulled the tea bag out of my pocket. It probably would have made my day.
crazy_cat_lady 0
Ha ha you said tea bag! Did you offer a tea bag to him?
Remegy 3
well you said he was rich right... maybe he was the CEO of Lipton :P
4nonymous 0
YDI. get a better education.
kapay 0
He winsssss! All bow down. Esp if it was Chamomile That stuff is disgusting. Reminds me of a time someone returned my lost phone to me. I tried to give him money for the trouble without looking at what bill I was trying to hand him. It was a $1. FML.
JackTheRipper_fml 0
lol @ warlock
braFTW 0
At least you got paid for fixing the boiler, right? If then it wasn't so bad, just weird for you and funny for us. =D
Hgm09 0
Sweet! Who wouldn't love a good tea bag? Lol, I think that rich guy just had a really good sense of humor
bread_fml 0
Could have been worse, he could have actually teabagged you. Now that would have been a FML story!