Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, after hearing them stomp around all summer, my upstairs neighbor’s obnoxiously loud kids finally started school. Now I get to hear them get up at 6:30am and stomp around while they get ready. FML
Today, I got a new upstairs neighbor, a fucking breeder with three brats and a screeching newborn. They’ve barely started moving in their shit and I can hear the howls already. It’s not fair to put them in upstairs apartments above people just trying to enjoy some peace and quiet. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in. I was assured that it would be a family with two teenagers. The young children playing in the front yard suggested otherwise. This wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t autistic, and sensitive to the sounds of screaming kids. FML
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Top comments
JustAnOnion 3
Small kids will melt your brains and drain your soul... Escape ASAP
ScratchCatPower 32
I'd definitely consider buying earplugs.
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Comments (25)
Namenlos_fml 20
I'm guessing they had the open house during a school day.
DanielleinDC 34
I'm so sorry. But I also feel sorry for the parents--it can't be easy having four kids in six years.
pacelily 17
Op here, I completely get kids will be kids as I live with 2 toddlers. It's not only the kids but the parents as well. They stand outside my window early in the morning and yell at each other. The police have also been here a couple times in the past week because of them. I'm not too worried because I have a feeling they won't be here long due to the cops coming multiple times.
jasmine2301 25
Just a little longer OP, they probably don't have a future in that apartment.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Always take the upstairs.
Siriusproblem 10
Before this section is flooding by rude comments, have any of you ever lived in an apartment? Some buildings are just cheap. You can hear every tiny thing your upstairs neighbor does. Having kids will certainly not help, sorry for that OP. Try and be at least a tiny bit understanding though.
blupenguin29 14
Pull-out game weak.
CAH0105 3
Time to get a new place!!! Or get something on the top floor!
shannon2348 14
how did all the thudding help you meet them?