Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML
Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.
nametags 0
I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway
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slutmuffin 0
Well, no offence meant, but do you think there is something about you which might be pissing them off? If you can't think of anything, they are bitches, and you're better off without them.
kk_fml 0
you deserved it. they arent leaving you out for no reason, you probably really are annoying. showing up to lunch anyway will only make them more annoyed with you. stay away from them, find new friends and be less annoying
Amkii 0
Yeah, you definitely should have showed up anyway, and explained that you got the e-mail, then smile. =) Stupid *****. Get new friends, and avoid these dumb bitches as much as possible at work.
sailing 0
Haha! I would send an email like that and include you ON PURPOSE to make sure you got the message.
buymeagoat 0
I'd sure love to hear what you did. However, people rarely seem to respond to the FML posts so I guess I'm wishing to the wind.
Art_Vandeley 0
Francoise is a pretty name. I hope you did what #2 said.
baltimorebrian 0
You must be really unpleasant to be around.
Jenny_25 0
haha i agree with #13 woman needs to follow her own advice. But yah that really sucks and must be way embarassing for that girl. And I agree with #22 even though it was a bitch move your probably annoying somehow so maybe you need to fix that or find new friends
fleg 9
wow. i don't care how annoying you are...that is catty and childish and rude. you're adults, not middle schoolers. i bet they write in their burn book about you and pass notes and shit. that bitch needs to grow the **** up. just because she can't stand you doesn't mean no one else can either. and it's petty and ugly to talk like that about you to people who may not feel the same way. i would reply and say "thanks for the warning." and leave it at that. be as pleasant around her as you can (but don't invite her to your sleepovers anymore.)
thinkpink 0
I would've been a smartass and replied with something witty haha, but I would also kind of wonder in the back of my mind "Why me?" If it's not blatantly obvious to you, **** them...