Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
Today, my worst fear was realised while walking past an under 15’s football game. The ball landed right by me and I attempted to kick it back, except it went flying diagonally & ended up even further away. I’m a 36 year-old man and got roasted by a bunch of 15 year-old boys. FML
Today, in my school's rugby grand final, I had to take a penalty kick to win the game. Possibly the easiest kick I've taken all year. I stuff it up, and it completely missed. A crowd of 2000 people laughed, and later booed me off the field. FML
Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML
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tylersign 11
It's ok Grammy, I'm sure someone will help you across the street.
Feklfekl2222 32
That's just embarrassing.
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Comments (195)
PYLrulz 17
What's so damn hard about kicking something?!? I can get bad coordination, but you can't kick a soccer ball?!?
SignUpisntcool 3
What would you do in a situation like this, I tell you.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
I really hope that's just drawn on, and is not a real tattoo...
SignUpisntcool 3
That's not even me it's just from epic fail. I just thought It looked funny.
Zomg_Okay 27
It's the evolution of language. My English teacher told my class a few years ago. It's because [for example] "would've" is pronounced almost like "wood-ove". As a result of the 've shortcut, more people are making the mistake of saying "would of". He said there is a decent chance that "would of" will be considered correct in 50 years because that's how language works, it's always changing because of accents, slang, etc. If anybody wants me, I'll be off sharing useless knowledge elsewhere.
canucks92 0
Time to start working out on those arms and legs
BadKarma11B_fml 0
At least you're not a dude... That would have been worse
b0ngs 7
You are f'n annoying 49. Nothing's worse than a 14 year old who uses a fake picture and does'nt know what theyre talking about.
Jewlz1162 5
Dont worry i can only throw a football i wouldnt even try kicking it
KingCeltic77 18
Practice, practice, practice.
Epsilonyx 15
Hey 62, pretty sure that's her picture, and I'm pretty damn sure you are not Francisco Lachowski.
m3lissa900 1
Today this kid in my science class poke my ass with a pencil and him, his friend & and the school emo we're laughing at me I was soooooo embarrassed. I got red and choked up