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mintyfresh This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Not so white lie

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML

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That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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i have to say, i normally brush every other day or maybe three or four days apart, but when i do, i brush very well so its not too bad. but if u mean like u havent brushed ur teeth since last week, then thats really gross.

Your disgusting

Ick ick ick.... you are disgusting.

How can one not brush their teeth!? I cannot even drink water before brushing!

That is just gross

ilovemyhorse17 13

That's discusting. It's not FML it's "I'm So Gross." The I'm is you.

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Ya nasty

you are one nasty ************