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mintyfresh This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Not so white lie

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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I get how it's gross. But everyone doesn't need to be so mean to this guy

And you're username is mintyfresh? Right~

Ya nasty mutherfucker

Ewwww. That is just gross. And guess what? As soon as he looked in your mouth he knew you were lying. YDI

I can only hope you just have memory issues.

That is freaking disgusting. What is wrong with you? If you're that bad with your teeth, I can only imagine how bad you are with other basic forms of human hygiene. Blech.

really, not a SINGLE comment about depression?