Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML
Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my grandma died. I was very very close to her, but now my kids are grieving the loss of their great grandma. Between my 7 year-old getting extremely mad, my 5 year-old being super whiny/needy, I'm getting no sleep as my 3 year-old is almost constantly having nightmares. I've yet to get my time to grieve and I'm tired. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Today, my phone made a random noise. I jokingly said, "Wow, I wonder who died now?" Turns out it was my son's grandmother. I had to explain it because I screamed. I also got to tell his dad that his mom just died. FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
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Yessi_Boo 14
Oh my goodness... This has to have broken your heart. I'm so sorry, i'm speachless
drewflav 17
Kids are so honest... your son is definitely correct when he says that his grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping. Sorry for your loss OP!
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Comments (154)
imani132 6
The innocence protects him. Sorry for your loss OP
JDMG1994 7
this has to be the funniest FML i've read.
lochiamochia 25
What comes from the mouth of babes. Sorry for your loss, OP, but this made my day. Thank you for sharing!
murkinstock 5
it reminds me when I was about three my grandpa passed away and I asked my dad, "dad why is grandpa in a dresser?" i guess a few people laughed including my dad. now he is gone too... :( I'm sorry OP
Lissur 3
That'll be a funny story to tell in 10 years, but that's really sad... Sorry for your loss, OP
cosmicbrownies 14
Oh, the innocence of children... Sorry for your loss OP :(
8eight8 14
your post almost made me cry sorry for your lost :(
LastSong 8
I would say it was his way of saying he'll be missing his grandma!
doglover100 29
That is so sad.
Jebitesevsi 11
Children don't belong everywhere. A 5-year-old has no concept of death or funerals. This is why we have babysitters. Why would someone want to wrangle a kid, while dealing with their mother's funeral?