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Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I'm interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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macfluffers 0

...I'm so confused. You seem disappointed! As if you believe that alcohol and sex are what make a person interesting or something like that. If that's what you wanted, then you should have just bought a ***** and a six-pack.

whats wrong with not drinking?

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Haha, most christians are brainwashed. Organized religion is such a silly thing.

sweetheartslim 0

Seriously? I would kill for a single, abstinent, Christian boy! I don't know what's wrong with you!

hoodyNOT2shoes 0

Yeah! I know this guys who isn't a hardcore Christian but recently had been a Christian!!!! He's such a dick!!!!! I always want to kick em where the sub won't shine!

hungryparadox 6

Woops

138 - I wish I could I could give this a thumbs up...a million times

A lot of people are good people they give to charity not drinking and having sex is ehh whatever

Christians are brainwashed dumbasses. If you think about it, the bible says everything thats bad and the things that you have to do to end up going to a place called "heaven" which you don't even know exists.

needsagf14 12

Thank you!!!!

You got celibate and abstinent mixed up, celibate means no marriage or sex

I'm what most people would call a pretty conservative Christian. For those who can't/won't/don't want to give up sex, alcohol, and having fun, I highly recommend your local Presbyterian church. They tend to be known as "the frozen chosen" but find one that isn't part of the pres. Church of America, and you've usually found yourself a gold mine. OP, tough luck on that guy. My advice; find someone who isn't quite the bible thumper but not all the booty humper ;)