Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, I found out that the man I've wanted to be with for the last year and a half also wants to be with me. Two weeks ago, I got a promotion! I'm also legally no longer allowed to date him. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, it was the first day after my promotion. Everyone, including myself, was shocked that I was promoted so quickly. I figured it was because of all the hard work and overtime I'd put in. However, my coworkers figure I'm just sleeping with the boss, and constantly glare and snicker behind my back. FML
Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
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Top comments
MarieTjeDW 17
As long as you're not breaking any policies, you should be alright. Congratulations OP!
qteabutt 12
Now you can be the boss in bed as well -wink wink- Congrats on the promotion though.
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Comments (42)
RichardPencil 32
Now you can **** him . . . like a BAWS, literally!
MuneGuse 10
how strict is the rule?
ThrottleJockey 36
If you work at a restaurant this shouldn't new a problem as, where I worked, everyone was banging each other regardless off their employment position. Bosses and servers, servers and cooks, hostesses and bosses, etc.
Recon13x 9
wtf...?
species4872 20
The lady always ends up being the boss anyway, and if you guys don't agree think again, she'll just let you think your the boss.
MulticoloredSlug 18
Oh well, shit happens. If your relationship is supposed to work, it will. No matter what life throws at it.
lesalmi1188 7
If you were dating before the promotion you can continue to do so. But I would make the relationship known to your boss now so it isn't considered fraternization
trucker2 33
It's nobody's business what you do after hours
acmariner99 25
I agree in principle, but a romantic relationship especially with a boss/subordinate relationship creates a huge conflict of interest and might jeopardize the company if things go south. My employer will reassign workers if they are close friends and affect business operation, contracts, or any other number of things. Appearing to show favoritism can be very bad.
readingrachel 9
Shdidoz
acmariner99 25
Be careful OP. Depending on your company's rules, conflicts of interest abound. The easiest way would be to have one employee transferred to another work area.
Soluxis 17
That's gotta make for some strange roleplay situations.