Today, I was cashiering at Walmart, when a customer picked open a cold-sore on her lip before trying to give me her money with the same hand. When I freaked out and refused to take her money, she started screaming and threatening to sue me for "violating the First Amendment." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
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newburton13 26
There's nothing in the first amendment about not accepting herpes-infected money.
alexlovescandy 3
Just walk away. Just walk away.
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Comments (202)
Braxton_84 3
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
redbluegreen 41
I hear Mars is pretty devoid of life.
slurshies 11
um, news flash! there's nowhere else to live, so if you're that desperate, death is your only option.
Schiffy 18
14: Don't worry, I got the reference. Everyone else here seems to know nothing about the internet or Futurama.
cadyt1234 11
Yeah true. A lot of people are not decent anymore. A lot of people only care about themselves, and don't care if someone else gets hurt. Or disgusted. :D haha. But you are right.
flutter4 7
I would have done the same thing. I hate germs, blood, etc...
Epikouros 32
You're hating 10% of your body by weight (8% blood, 2% bacteria). Did you know that people have more bacteria than human cells in their body?
AznSamoan52 10
Wow, in all my years of learning about the amendments in history, I didn't know it also had something to do with accepting contaminated money. The more you know.......... O_o
850Jizzed 2
I would have done the same thing. Hope u didn't get in trouble for it make sure u tell ur supervisor that there was blood on it and then they can't force to touch it then cause its consider hazardous
PlayWithElmo 7
I read your first sentence and thought "hey, this going to be grammatically correct." From there, it was all downhill.
PlayWithElmo 7
Come to think of it, it was your only sentence.
TriflingAllDay 6
This is the most classic example of a violation of the first amendmet I have ever seen.
p_syko 5
I can't stand stupid, nasty, disgusting, ignorant people who are a waste of space. Fhl!
dead_insects 18
I feel the exact same way!
peniiis 8
Just touch the part of the money that she didn't!
Leslier_fml 4
What a nasty lady! Picking her sore with dirty hands.
AlexBblah 10
o_O i wouldve grabbed a bag or some gloves and said "thanks we have a cold sore section man" good thing you noticed too wouldve been a bummer to touch that!
whiterabbit420 4
At wal marts near me the cashiers wear gloves. Maybe your store should adopt a similar policy.