Today, I was cashiering at Walmart, when a customer picked open a cold-sore on her lip before trying to give me her money with the same hand. When I freaked out and refused to take her money, she started screaming and threatening to sue me for "violating the First Amendment." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
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Top comments
newburton13 26
There's nothing in the first amendment about not accepting herpes-infected money.
alexlovescandy 3
Just walk away. Just walk away.
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Comments (202)
Steve95401 49
I don't remember "Life, Liberty and Picking at Cold Sores" when we studied the U. S. Constitution in school.
Epikouros 32
That's from the Declaration of Independence. Go back to school :) Actually, the pursuit of happiness can be understood to include picking at cold sores for those who enjoy that.
Steve95401 49
That's why I don't remember that statement in the 1st Amendment
Ceejay1 13
Keep Antimicrobial Hand Rinse right next to you.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
89) That's one sexy picture you got there.
dustbunny416 0
YDI for working at Walmart.
joncole 6
She's a dumb bitch you haven't violated the right to free speech
loccsta83 5
We're doomed
fmessiah 19
If I had that sort of job, I would wear gloves.
sniipe1617 4
I thought the fml was u worked at walmart l0l
Bigmoneyshotz 0
That place is scary
ByronJess 17
Then again, you handle how much cash every day? How much of all the other cash you have touched had touched an open cold sore or something equally as disgusting unbeknownst to you?