Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my coworkers never invite me anywhere. Apparently, I "made a face" when one of them used the N-word, and it makes them uncomfortable to be around me. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When I showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire staff was there, greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says "you suck" more than being "that guy" at your job. FML
Today, at my new job, my coworkers pranked me by moving around the things on my desk. I was horribly upset by it and reported them all to HR. Now no one will talk to me and I'm the office pariah within my first week. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
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Top comments
ScottVining 21
You don't need them, you have us
Dunmerdude 13
Then "accidentally" get new friends
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Comments (62)
hobojo69 23
What a bunch of a holes, most ppl suck now a days it's pretty sad, like it's not hard to be a nice person
jhellie23 13
That's why I hate people!
ThepurpleCow 19
You are co-workers! Friends are the people who buy you beer and you beat each other at the stupid crap you do.
iamananglophile 18
What is this, middle school? They're obviously immature, you don't need them anyway.
Omniprism 15
Your coworkers are horrible. I would get them together and ask them what it is that is so bad that they don't like you. Then maybe plot your revenge on them individually.
cassieperiodbee 14
I knew people like this. :/ I'm sorry my friend. :/
redbritt08 4
do your job and screw them
squarecircles 13
You need them anyway. Instead, it's always better to have friends outside of work.
haydenzare 4
Eh become more like able... Suck it up.
Witchylady 18
That is so rude and cruel. They don't deserve your company anyway. I hope you find a new job and work with nicer people. Good luck