FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
Anonymous United States

No money down

Today, my company filed for bankruptcy, but the reorganize kind where it still functions. There are no funds to give out paychecks any time soon. They won't fire me. If I voluntarily quit, I cannot file for unemployment. I'm now an unpaid intern. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Actually, that is illegal (at least in my state). By law they are required to pay you, by the conditions outlined by your employment, for the work you have done for a week by the following Friday, if they can't pay you they have to terminate you.

You best start stealing as much crap as you can then, remember all the money is in Forks, no one wants spoons nowadays.

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (150)

EspyPsyche 11

Do something that isn't real wrongdoing but still gets you fired. Like, spray paint your name on the boss's car off the clock and off property. It isn't work related so you still get unemployment, but you'll definitely get fired.

Theoretically, you could deliberately get fired by not showing up to work and performing badly.

sorry accidentally pressed ydi one of them doesnt count

Then just don't work

do nothing make them fire you some your just sitting here whining

Limizuki 8

at that point, you're not being paid anyway, so quit and look for a different job.

this is bullshit. if you can prove you're not getting paid you can get unemployment. legally they can't make you keep working without paying you.

Bullshit. If you're not getting paid you can quit and get unemployment. Don't be ridiculous.