Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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PhantomMask 0
Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?
MistAtMarseilles 0
hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time
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Comments (201)
male_fml 0
your an idiot
tragiclife1234 0
ohh god. you have had a badd life hun! well im going to be nice so comment back on this if you want to. you know. talk dirty (;
dmipotc 0
you are such a tool. why would you be so scared? you're clearly too much of a pussy to be allowed to parties - try staying at home with your mom to keep you safe
UncleverName_FYL 0
I cant stop LOL, its too funny how much of an idiot u are for that one. lmfao
TheMusician260 0
Wait... what the hell kind of party was it that you would get arrested for attending? Or did you just have prior warrants or something??
Asdas_fml 0
I wish you would've landed on your head. Now we still have to wait till Darwin takes care of you.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
that's what you get for doing illegal things ;D I'm assuming what you were doing there was illegal, otherwise you would'nt have jumped out a window. unless you're an idiot. but you're an idiot anyways for doing whatever shit you were doing there. enjoy your wheelchair ^_^
cuge26 0
Hahahahaha that's great
jessicaislameee 0
lmfao. i love it :D
cmac86 24
what are you doing that is so illeagal? sounds like you were kidnapping soneone and making a meth lab while on probation. ydi man.