Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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Comments (318)
jazziefizz 0
why are you still living with your parents if your 19
phillsand 1
Tell them your gay! that'll throw them for a loop. Let them set in thought for it for a while and clear yourself.
ladysman95 2
and ur still living at home loser?
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
There were 115115 "FML"s, I made it 115116... dead lord what have I done?!
KeiIshiyama 10
Better than letting them do it. I would get a nice brand-new bar of soap to my mouth whenever I said "shut up" or "suck". And my mom would always make sure to scrape my front teeth on the way out. At least you got to do it to yourself. But you deserve it for talking like that in front of them and expecting them to be used to it. No parent wants to hear their child swear.
missbadluk 0
reason # 7,937 why you move the HELL out when you turn 18. duh. just sayin...
Pattrrick 0
Tell them to go **** themselves
Plecofish 0
What the firetruck!?
thisismylife294 2
My favorite FML!
Tdevonner 0
Im 23, have been to jail, been a sex addict, alcoholic and smoke n my parents kno this. I went out one night got drunk n boob dialed my mother n she heard me cursing n called next day bawling cuz she didnt kno I cussed n just never thought her daughter could ever do such a terrible thing.