Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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Comments (318)
AmberishRed 3
Dude that sux...you should have just walked out of the house. You're a legal adult lol
humorizer 14
You used the word hell again. Does this mean you have to wash your hands with soap now?
metalyoshi9 0
#84's got it down right.
secretish 0
LOLOLOLOL @ #20!!! Dude, this is what happens when Amish kids try to break away from their indoctrinated way of life...sucks to be you.
RLJJ 0
As soon as you have a job be sure to prepare the longest sentence containing all possible ***** and ***** as a farewell when you leave this buch of assholes !
nodbor 11
man, get the heeell out of ther
ohhlala_fml 0
I'm almost nineteen too....and I would never let my parents wash my mouth out! Kind of pathetic on your part. YDI
Wonka_fml 0
Should have said, "HELL NO!"
spaghetti_fml 1
Everyone who's getting on the OP for not standing up for him/herself, consider that OP probably lives at home and can be kicked out at any time, especially if he/she refuses to accept punishment. OP, that sucks. :/ My mom always threatened to wash my mouth out but never went through with it, thank god. Consider investing in a couple more acceptable curse words like "fiddlesticks" and "gosh darn it".
KwitIt 0
To all of you who are saying move out.... NOWHERE does it say that the OP lives with his/her parents. S/he could have just been over for a visit. I don't live with my dad but I visit him frequently because he lives alone, and this is TOTALLY something he would do.