Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
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ChromoTec 24
Please send the link to these photos
tranced_ 45
I remember I had a noisy fart in a classroom full of 30-40 students, and it scarred my image for the rest of the semester. But now that I look back at that incident, it wasn't as bad as ******** myself in the office full of coworkers :'D
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Comments (18)
Duce66 1
Sucks to be you! For future reference and everyone else, any amount less than a teaspoon is still considered a fart. 😝
DanielleinDC 34
I've had coughing fits so bad I regurgitate food, but I've never hear of crapping yourself during a coughing fit. That said, if your workplace is that toxic, you might want to try to find a new job.
Victoria Danielle Docherty Hogg 8
if they do take it straight to hr
acmariner99 25
Go ... to .. a ... doctor!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
OH SHIT! That sucks! Wait, I see what I did there...
devi_916 39
While this is most definitely gross, I love the way in which you described it. Also, FML's comment counter is screwed up. It says there's 17 comments on this, but I only see 3 other than mine.