Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my workout, I opened my locker to find… nothing. No phone, no keys, no wallet. I panicked and reported it to the front desk. Turns out I’d used locker 37, but my stuff was in 73. The staff found it immediately. I thanked them like they’d saved my life. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
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Top comments
Shawn2095 18
I hate when people decide to be total douches when it'd take the same amount of effort to be decent human beings.
Miss_Whipped 43
At least you found them! Better a little unsanitary than nonexistent.
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Comments (37)
steve02134 7
Why in the world would you keep your whole bundle of keys with you during your workout, and not just the locker key? For that matter, what about a combination lock?
aeryn97 17
that really sucks. FYL :(
idk_rose 25
How did you think of checking the toilets? Man I would've never thought of that. Atleast you found them !
tiger820 20
that's what I'm thinking too! my keys would've been gone!
914smv 18
The good part is that you found them, bad is that they are full of germs! maybe get one of those key chains that go hanging from the neck.
isnobodyhere 32
The ignorance of some people..
DrProfessor777 16
Sounds like a shitty situation... I'll see myself out now...
M3DO 24
Similar thing happened to me, some asshole took my wallet and pissed on it after he put it in the toilet
sushisushichick 8
Did you ever stop to think they maybe fell out of your pocket when you went to use the toilet?
DUBSTEPMON 13
At least you found them.
SoBeSatan 22
I don't understand how people can be so indecent. This makes me lose hope in the world.