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Nice try

Today, I decided to brush up on my flirting skills and ask a guy I thought was kind of cute what time it was. He pointed to the very visible watch on my wrist and said, "You should know already." FML

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You should've said "It stopped"

#4, or it proves that "what time is it" is probably the least flirtatious line possible, next to "where's the bathroom I need to take a monster dump".

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Comments (39)

Fail so HARD

Wow, you weren't kidding. You really do suck.

esklstar 0

smoooooth

lols think stuffs thru

this FML is an EPIC FAIL!

say its broken

this response is an EPIC FAIL!!

brookelyn2011 0

Now that's an fml.

I agree that its the guy's fault. If I were him and I saw the watch, I would look around for a sec pretending not to find the time and then grab her wrist, telling her the time from her own watch.