Timeless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Nice try
Today, I decided to brush up on my flirting skills and ask a guy I thought was kind of cute what time it was. He pointed to the very visible watch on my wrist and said, "You should know already." FML
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csigabajnok 0
You should've said "It stopped"
arms_akimbo 0
#4, or it proves that "what time is it" is probably the least flirtatious line possible, next to "where's the bathroom I need to take a monster dump".
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haygurlhay 0
lol @ 10.
Pudgygrunt 0
heyyy B] do you know what time it is? -- OMG LETS HAVE SEX! = how many stds now?
guinness_fml 0
extreme lack of wit on your part
chille_fml 0
Wow you really were using your best flirting skills asking him what time it is. (sarcasm)
Rainbowsareshiny 0
sheesh ease up haha it was just a bad act of flirtation ...very bad, i mean, the TIME??? lol it's ok. just work on it, guys are oblivious, girls are creative "HE LOOKED AT ME! WE PRACTICALLY HAD SEX!" hahaha next time, dont talk about the weather, the time or breaking news. oh and @ 16, you could have been nicer..what if she wasn't flirting and she honestly wanted to know the flavors? are you that much of a douche? grrrr
pandaxo 0
hahaha, sucks to be you. i originally came here to say exactly what #1 said.
Jimmy_fml 0
nooooooo i've been asked this so many times in my lifetime FML
Floatout2sea 0
That's when you tell him the battery died a couple of hours ago. Duh.
lifejustsucks 0
ive had that line used on me when the guy had a watch on- he was pretty good looking, but then i was sure he was just pretty stupid.
Sportsfreak2034 0
haha..seriously people are so rude these days. he could have been nicer