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Today, I decided to brush up on my flirting skills and ask a guy I thought was kind of cute what time it was. He pointed to the very visible watch on my wrist and said, "You should know already." FML

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You should've said "It stopped"

#4, or it proves that "what time is it" is probably the least flirtatious line possible, next to "where's the bathroom I need to take a monster dump".

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I'm a guy and I admit we are that clueless sometimes so yeah that response from a girl would've been perfectly fine by me. But if I were the guy when the girl asks me for the time and I see her watch (and I am actually quick on my feet at that time), then I would do what I responded to #4.

What a perv trying to Huron a person like that. What perverted woman

one time I was staying after school with my crush and he asked me what time it was... it was past 3:00 at least and the clock said 1:05. confused I said it was wrong and checked my phone instead, it was right. I got the hands mixed up. ahh, good times(;

scarllet13101 5

U should have just said the batteries died or something

fatcow282 8

Lol

Could of been fixed with a simple "it's broken"

take your watch off everytime theres a cute guy

Flirting 101!!

…and some guys aren’t good at responding to flirtatious behavior.