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Agirl This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff El Cerrito, United States

Nice try, Mom

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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anzie_fml 9

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

Kallian_fml 21

I'd believe it.

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Comments (65)

Tezoma 28

Oh you delicious 'asserole~

mosquito19 14

casserole taste like asshole

LexieWins 0

A casserole? That's sexy. She might as sell have called you a meatloaf. And your mom is two-faced. She should say what she means no matter who's around. That's so fake to act holier than thou just because someone is visiting.

ohSNAPyall 27

She was just trying to protect her reputation. In the freezer.

RocketNinjaFish 12

Well, stop being such a casserole lol

MissEmma_fml 22

You ruined that with the lol.

SqueakyChipmunk 22

I imagined OP giving her mom the 'are you ******* kidding me' look.

_krystallynn_ 11

my mom does that too-_- it really is pathetic.

xNephilim 19

My mom and I call each other names all the time... All in good fun, though. When I was still in my bratty stage, I called her a bitch once and she so fittingly bitch-slapped the hell out of me. Judging by this FML though, I would assume your mom actually meant the asshole comment and seems kind of, well, stupid. FYL, OP. FYL.

DoxIxHAVExTo 10

If you both joke around like that and she was embarrassed because no one else knows that's how she plays around then this is pretty funny and you both can have a good laugh about it later. If she's actually a bitch and means it when she says things like that, then total FYL, but at least she got what she deserved for looking like the /real/ asshole in this situation.

doglover100 29

Cuss back in her face.

chinagirl3343 8

I'm sorry you have such a terrible person as your mom. 'Big hug!'