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Agirl This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff El Cerrito, United States

Nice try, Mom

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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anzie_fml 9

Call her a bitch and if someone overhears, you were asking her to scratch the big itch on your back.

Kallian_fml 21

I'd believe it.

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Comments (65)

BananerzFresh 12

You shoulds have said "ya mom you're a casserole too. A burnt one."

Cosmic_Horror 1

I didn't know characters from B grade comedies wrote to FML.

xdaftpunkxloverx 10

You should've just smiled, OP. She did the work of making herself look like an idiot.

TheMystery13 13

"Well Mom, you are sweet as a cake! You're a real bundt!"