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News to me

Today, my mother texted me that she was in labor. She never told me she was pregnant. Apparently she's engaged too. FML

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That sucks, that sort of news should be delivered face to face! Hope you can rebuild a relationship for the sake of your new sibling!

...SURPRISE!

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you want the truth...you cant handel the truth!!!!

And apparently, you can't handle spelling.

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Oh man! I would be pissed! I would not enjoy getting news like that via text.... Rude.

Do you not see your mom? At least every few months you should visit.. you would've known!

Skype is free...

I think now's the time to suck it up. You've got a new brother or sister. That's a precious thing.

Congrats, a new sibling and father! That's rough OP.

So, you are getting a new sibling, whom you will most likely be a huge role model for. And, your mom appears to have found someone to make her happy. I'm not seeing a real problem here. In fact, congratulations.

PhishloverA 14

Wow what else is there she wants you to know? On the other hand, maybe she just wanted to surprise you

That's a snooki situation!

It's partly your fault. Why haven't you seen your mom in nine months???