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News to me

Today, my mother texted me that she was in labor. She never told me she was pregnant. Apparently she's engaged too. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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MissMess 12

That sucks, that sort of news should be delivered face to face! Hope you can rebuild a relationship for the sake of your new sibling!

yuzuhere 21

...SURPRISE!

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Comments (74)

bleijar 4

How often do you see her? How could you not see that she was pregnant?

zakkcarter 7

Hopefully your not in your twenties or thirties. That would be awful! A brother or sister thats that much younger than you. It would be hard to have a relationship with them unless you lived very close by or still lived with your parents.

Ambaayyy 8

Pretty messed up you haven't seen her in 9 months.. (If you live close to eachother that is) if not, lol surprise!

cannonfodder 12

I always find communication is the best way to build strong family values...

mookiemookie01 24

At least you didn't have to deal with her mood swings or get her random food thats not in season.

iHeartMuzik 0

No Offence... But Couldnt U Tell That Shes Pregnant?? Like, Look At Her Stomach! and how dont u know shes enganged? She Would Have a Ring, and u would see her fiance.. This just doesnt make sense T_T im so confused! lol

Shade1982 21

I'm sorry, but it seems your keyboard is broken. Would you like me to help you find a replacement?

judea95 16

Well to be fair, you obviously could have asked her how things were going OP. so you don't have the right to put all of the blame on her

sbarua219 17

So she can't find any other time to text you?

tgranatire_12 19

You haven't seen your mother for over 9 months?