Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mario Kart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!" Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML
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whyevenbother 0
i really really hope the last part is a lie, and instead you just got glared at, my faith in the people of this country is low enough as it is.
FlaminYawn 0
at least he didn't yell "I've got mushrooms and a bullet", or "I've got 3 shells, these guys in front of me are about to get hit"
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Comments (140)
Luxen 0
LMAO!!! what's wrong with people getting scared of a kid? hahahaha
bassfah 0
And They took a little kid's words that seriously? It's a litte kid on nintendo!
plexico 4
You should be glad you weren't in America during the Cheney Administration. Your kid would have been shipped off to Myanmar, waterboarded and end up confessing to pooping plutonium and selling it to the Teletubbies.
11colio11 4
lolimajol
GreenDaemon21 0
I think it depends on what ethnicity OP is, if OP is arabic, they could very well have reacted much more strongly than if OP is caucasian
SixthSinEnvy 39
And the award for biggest racist goes to...
megamnanzz 9
How was what he said racist? If anything it was pointing out the racism of the system and society, not being racist himself
nixxx90 0
haha I love that game! and I yell everytime I get the bomb too.. haha
dayrin7 4
Didn't you explain that he was just saying that because he was playing a game? Are people stupid.. the poor kid was playing a game didn't they see that, ah what has this world come too.
jweezy101 0
If someone says they have bomb you don't really go up and ask them and politly check. If there was a terrorist and he said I have a bomb you wouldn't just go politely check. You would get them away from people and make sure it was safe. I don't believe in the whole you have a turban on we are gonna strip search you every time you go to the airport but you gotta be really careful about what say. People take that stuff seriously. Definantly tell your kid that talking about bombs and hijacking in public places such as a train or airport is not good because you could sent to Guantanamo Bay and get water boarded or something.
nypd613 0
yeah England's gone down with the rest of the world. first it was america with all the paranoia while many British said "haha you Americans deserve it". Now this just shows you're not immune to it, your country's gone crazy too.
nypd613 0
yeah England's gone down with the rest of the world. first it was america with all the paranoia while many British said "haha you Americans deserve it". Now this just shows you're not immune to it, your country's gone crazy too.
screwtaylor 0
I don't believe it. Why would they throw a little kid playing with his gameboy off? They obviously know he's playing a game. Maybe they thought "I have a bomb" really stood for "I have to fart. Watch out!". So they took cover.
nypd613 0
My comment got posted twice for some reason don't mind the second one lol