Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML
Today, my cat locked herself in the bathroom and screamed until she was let out, for what seems like the millionth time this week. It took me a while to realize she's doing it on purpose for attention. She is loved and cared for; I've never neglected her. Apparently, it's still not enough. FML
Today, it’s 3 a.m. and my cat is shredding the padded door of her box, wanting to get out. I would be sympathetic if not for the fact that she has a perfectly good cat flap on the other side of that box, so she can go outside whenever she wants. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Today, our cat doesn’t care much whether she gets into my room or not. Except at about 3 a.m. each night. That’s the time she sits outside the door, meowing to be let in. FML
Today, I came home from a four-day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she's been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML
Today, I found out after $200 worth of checks and tests, three rugs being ruined from her peeing and pooping on them, that my cat isn't sick. She just has really bad separation anxiety. FML
Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
Hmm. Lock her in a separate room, with a cushion or pillow attached to it. She'll headbutt the pillow. :P
ilovepoppa 0
You're mean... just let her in.!
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Comments (215)
Julia1254 0
My cat did that too he would ram his head into the door when he wanted to come in
KenniMarie97 0
my cat does the same thing! you arent alone!
TheFuckerofShit 16
She loves you.
What_Exactly 0
me-ouch.
oooKiLLaHooo 0
I hate it when people try to sound witty and/or clever when writing their FMLs. usually happens on the last sentence. and 100% of them are whites. I'd bet a good amount of money on that.
julieseattle 4
So let her sleep with you, god!!!
missmadii 0
let her sleep with you then
SLP9008 0
My dog cries and howls when she isnt in the same room as me and my fiancé. If we leave, even go outside, she sits by the door howling very loudly as if we abandoned her. Dogs are not much easier than cats..
sailorzoe 14
my dog does that
chris2065 0
wouldn't your cat knock it self out or stop after a while?