Celeste
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Singapore
Naptime
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rockytrolley
Cyprus
Hard knock life
Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML
Noname
United States
Baby come back
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
THOMASisMYname
Canada
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
stevenr579
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Phil
United Kingdom
Knackered
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
FUCKKKS
United States
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
kalvin
Leeds, United Kingdom
Let that sink in
Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML
marlow
Canada
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
NextTimeMom'sDriving
Kelowna, Canada
Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Top comments
lemony_fml 0
I hear pudding in the hospital is real good.
lol_ironic_life 9
hope the meter wasn't running lol that's an expensive ride!
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Comments (125)
Sfugius 0
No offense, but this sounds like a 'choose your ending' FML - did they have sex? did the taxi driver run into a pole? did people along the way know what it's like to stare death right in the eyes? Who knows? YOU DECIDE!
JigglesMcThighs 0
I miss those books...
w00kye 0
and now u`re posting from the other side ? how`s hell ?
CallMeHush 1
So your super power is that you can bore taxi drivers to sleep? Saves on tips, I get it.
lol_ironic_life 9
#30 made me chuckle :) such an odd word chuckle...
CallMeHush 1
~chuckles~
coldblood 4
well it probablu dodnt happen cause ur alive
gagtjs 0
scream OH MY GOD WATCH OUT!!!!!!! scare the crap out of him :D
lovin_darkness 0
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!
shiritt 0
man, that guy must be smart, he saw you sleeping, and he knew he take a nap to, knowing the timer would stay running! one expensive ride to dreamland!
shiritt 0
"and he knew he take a nap to" now THATS a proper English fail!
43trauts 14
*that's
Compass 0
Car crash?
exohexoh 0
^ lol :) I wouldn't pay for that ride.
CharlotteRx 4
Probably because she hasn't replied yet D : xD