Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said, "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said, "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML
Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML
Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML
Today, at my school, we had the opening night of our production in which I act. None of my family or friends came. Basically, after 3 long months of hard work, the only person to "congratulate" to me after the show was the head of the theater department, who just wanted to tell me I was doing it wrong. FML
Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, my guidance counselor told me that I did a really good job playing someone who was really airheaded in my school's play. I wasn't trying to act like an airhead, the director told me that I got cast for the part because the character I was playing was "just like me". FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
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D2theLux 0
So "Eff your life" because you didn't recognize the guy? Or did you just get busted unloading a pile of BS to him?
BigLord 0
Oops! Lol serves you right... He was busted trying to make it look like he had contacts... when he was talking to the contact himself. Haha
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Comments (80)
jesseheath 0
youre a ******* idiot thats what you get for being a namedropper
Fallaway 0
Then he showed you his lightning bolt scar, right?
mobitsfa 1
HAHAAH How do you not know this ****'s face: http://www.theatre.tcu.edu/FAC-parker.html and TCU SUCKS
lnf9ohfour 0
you had already impressed him, dont see why you had to have another go at it. bravo bud YDI
may_cause_fail 0
Hey, I got accepted into a TCU also! :D But if you were telling the truth, just explain that you didn't recognize him. If you were lying, always be cautious about showing off.
ilovefmlife 0
look for people who don't get it. SHE LIED. or she has short term memory loss and couldn't remember what the man looked like. either way. FYL.
YouAreRidiculous 0
Texas Christian!!! ye yeeee
Tikal_fml 0
So you lied about knowing someone, when you didn't, even though you already had your foot in the door? Wow...
texasgirlxoxo7 0
haha man go TCU! it's cool to see other TCU people have fml moments
heyyheyy222 0
tcus amazing. sucks for you.