Oddity_C
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery turd
Today, while at work, I was picking up paper in the bathroom. In one stall I saw what I thought was a wadded piece of the brown paper to dry your hands. It wasn't until I realized it was sticking to my bare hand that I realized it was feces. Human feces. FML
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chickenfeetyum 0
YDI for not wearing gloves while cleaning a BATHROOM!!! nasty.
somnolent 0
I'm sorry... but how could human faces look like a piece of paper?
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Alexxas_fml 0
Ok in this person's defense, I work in a restaurant as a hostess and one of my duties as a hostess is to check the bathrooms every half hour/hour to make sure it looks decent. Part of that job is picking up the stray toilet paper that people somehow drop on the floor and the hand paper towels that people just let fall off the stack, and putting them in the trash. It takes about 2 seconds to do this. I go in, pick it up, throw it away, wash my hands. It's not as uncommon as you'd think...
DocHolliday_fml 0
Let me understand: You were cleaning the floor, in a stall, in a bathroom and yet didn't consider that the brown pile next to the toilet may be feces? You are not smart enough to live. Go cut your throat.
Aace 0
Why are so many of you picking on her? If you trolls are looking for a failure, try the person who can't use a toiled properly. Not the person who was in a high stress environment and happened to make a mistake.
ericnx 8
yo mom
Hellishness 6
sticky situation...
lexie4 0
that's sick man
Midnightpearls 13
yes. human feces. in case you thought it was goat feces or something.
lamalicker 0
awwww shit
ofwglui 0
are you like stupid??
Badboy6 5
who the hell ***** on the ground, when there is a toilet a few inched away