Oddity_C
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Mystery turd
Today, while at work, I was picking up paper in the bathroom. In one stall I saw what I thought was a wadded piece of the brown paper to dry your hands. It wasn't until I realized it was sticking to my bare hand that I realized it was feces. Human feces. FML
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chickenfeetyum 0
YDI for not wearing gloves while cleaning a BATHROOM!!! nasty.
somnolent 0
I'm sorry... but how could human faces look like a piece of paper?
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Comments (82)
hornetchik 0
This is a really badly written FML.
seashells21 0
Uh maybe next time you have to clean the bathroom...use a broom. That way you get no where near the gross tissue that's all over the floor.
noshitsherlock 0
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Are you blind? Seriously...
beethoven_fml 0
EW **** HOW IS THIS YDI YOU ARE ALL TARDS
Jonathan33 0
haha did not see that coming! /sarcasm
FruitSalad4225 0
YDI for deciding I needed to hear this.
leec95 0
why would you touch brown paper in a toilet
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
HOLY ****! HUMAN FECES? I thought it would be like Kangaroo or Leprechuan feces for all i ****** know!!!
notsoordinary 0
LMFAO #56 YOU MADE MY DAY! XD
xenomorph 0
Can picture situation . . . need eye bleach, seriously, I need eye bleach.
LolWaitWut 0
I love how lots of comments are talking about shit. Literally. FYL OP that's a really nasty mistake to make.