Today, I didn't want to get sand in my shoes, so I walked down to the beach barefoot. The sand was so hot that it burned the soles of my feet. I now have blisters across the bottom of my feet and between my toes… but at least there's no sand in my shoes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Today, at the beach, my son was screaming and crying because the sand was burning his feet. I told him to put on his sandals. He got mad and threw them in the ocean, then started crying harder when he realized they were gone. He's now hiding under the bed in the condo and is refusing to come out. FML
Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML
Today, I was swimming at the beach. At the end of the day, I felt a huge hard lump in between my toes. When I looked closer and pushed on it, it sounded and felt exactly like a bean bag. I had a blister from the day before and it had filled with sand. I had to cut it open to pour the sand out. FML
Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
Today, I was feeling stressed about some upcoming exams, so I went on a nice relaxing nature walk through the nearby bushland. I slipped off a rock and landed in knee-deep mud that claimed my shoe when I pulled my leg free. I'm even more stressed now. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
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gosh_mate 30
Was there any water nearby to walk near / cool off your feet? I have always found the wet sand easier to bear in the middle of summer.
ScratchCatPower 32
"...You wish your entire feet were fireproof..." Under the boooardwalk, down by the seeeaaa...
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Comments (52)
slothstronaught 11
Once you felt it was hot why did you stay on it long enough to get burned?
RabidTardigrade 6
Ouch, that's gonna be rough but when they heal your soles will be tougher. It'll turn to callus and then soon you won't ever need shoes! ?
Hybricide 8
So you kept walking on it even though it was that hot? You'd think that after touching it the first time, you'd say nope and get your shoes.
dylanheinola 10
Maybe when you realized it was hot you coulda just dug your feet into the sand till you hit the cold layer (about an inch under the surface)
YuukiNevin 8
that's why Floridians wear flip flops..
DumbassRoaster 22
Good job OP, looking at the bright side.
OSUBuckeyeChick 10
aloe infused socks might be a good investment. feel better!
lazylahma 10
Sandals are your friend at the beach
Mooglefox 24
Ever heard of flip flops or sandals?
cupcakekate9 14
Ever heard of flip flops?