Today, I rode home alone on a train. I accidentally missed my stop, but wasn't worried about it. My mom did not share my optimism and actually called the train company, saying that I was "lost" and "special". They thought she meant I was retarded. They wouldn't believe me when I said I wasn't. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my train was delayed, so I sprinted across the station to catch another one. I made it onto the train just before the doors closed. Then I looked around and realized I had boarded the exact same train I had just gotten off. FML
Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
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Doortje 30
"No really, I'm normal!" "Of course you are buddy, now hold my hand as we get off the train and we bring you home to your mommy"
stefluvsyou 4
awww my moms just like that
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Comments (65)
oliver86 8
surely they would have realised that you weren't retarded
TheDrifter 24
Maybe not, people can look pretty stupid while trying to prove they are smart.
AlexBuda 0
#12 I find your over political correctness retarded
withgoldeneyes 5
you wouldn't be saying that if you knew someone that is handicapped
AlexBuda 0
I do and they have no problem with the word, it's only oversensitive people with nothing better to do so they tell me how to talk. well I have rights so up yours pal.
hideyoself 4
retarded is a funny word ^,^
ChibiGirl5 0
your a funny word
mea_iloveskiing 26
The worst thing is that you obviously look retarded.
mea_iloveskiing 26
p.s. and you called your mom saying you missed your stop
ballerfun911 0
The person's mom probably called them.
Suavis 4
or they were waiting at the stop?
justnbieber 0
Fyl :/
perdix 31
It's nice to be treated like a retard. People do things for you that wouldn't do if they think you're "normal." I haven't tied my own shoes for years -- I can put on a great vacant stare with my mouth gaping open and drooling.
mudkipsan 19
Because you are so very obviously pretending?
thatguy205 4
#24 - Your comments are the best.
eesiino24 0
idk i dont mind the word it just bothers me because i have a brother with down syndrome. sorry guys
Cyosaric 0
Is he dum. ?
SanaSazi 32
I've met downs syndrome ppl that outclass 'normals'... It is possible for downs syndrome to mean very little... Astrophysics accomplishments aside, they're great people. :-)
hideyoself 4
#27 - I'm sorry to hear that, But he isn't retarded, just mentally challenged.
maybaybe 0
Hahaha, thanks mum :P
eesiino24 0
#29 i could argue that but im too lazy