Anon
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Missing
Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tucker
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good boy
Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
Anonymous
Courtenay, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Rushed
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
PCJJacket
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Co-B
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Why would you stick that there?
Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML
badluckdrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pet detective
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
condom_kid
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Protip
Today, my father pulled me aside as I was heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said, "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your shorts pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML
ash
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Busted by Detective Dog
Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML
a critically injured shitehawk
York, United Kingdom
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Prank war W
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14
Hopefully it was an unused chocolate condom.
patrickalamo 48
Good thing everyone likes chocolate.
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Comments (81)
whoracle_fml 12
Who just leaves condoms laying around the house?
challan 19
It wasn't loose change OP, you never should have given up the search to find it.
perdix 31
Was it plain chocolate, or did it have busted nuts?
sematariux 7
Finally, someone who's actually funny on this site! Everybody else is trying so hard and failing so damn miserably. Last time I was on this page, it wasn't a popularity contest but I guess its changed.
danielalgr7 4
Win!!!
AGB10 19
Lets hope he has a temper as sweet as his tooth
gracehi 33
"The chocolate coating helps it go down easier."
DocBastard 40
Well played, ma'am.
gracehi 33
Really? Miracle Max? His crazy wife? The miracle pill? HAS NO ONE SEEN "PRINCESSES BRIDE???" *weeps* You poor deprived people. You don't know what you're missing.
perdix 31
#36, I tried but ******* Netflix doesn't ******* stream "The Princess Bride." **** 'em!
gracehi 33
Then I strongly encourage to take a trip to your nearest Walmart or video store and buy it. Trust me. It's worth the gas and $10.
sophiekat 19
Used?
TheLittleBear 19
Keeping it classy, OP.
kasmol 16
Chocolate! The Easter Bunny came early.
Punchyobuns 5
The real problem here is that she makes you wear a condom for a bj. Lame.
Dilwann 27
It's sad that you don't consider the option that it was because she didn't like the taste of dick. Or want to taste it.
gracehi 33
Yeah, because there's no way to get an STD like herpes on your face and penises and semen taste like candy anyway, right?
skitzymew 19
It might not even be that, #37. It could be just simply because they wanted to try something new. Lots of people like flavoured condoms because, well, they're flavoured. They have pretty much any flavour you can think of it. And lots of people find it sexy. Why else are you going to use them? So your ****** knows what chocolate tastes like?
Punchyobuns 5
Oh come on, are you children? If you don't like dick, don't put it in your mouth. If you don't want an STD, don't have sex.
gracehi 33
"If you don't want an STD, don't have sex." Or you could get yourself a chocolate flavored condom so you can have sex AND not get an STD. See? You CAN have your "cake" and "eat" it too. ;)
Cazz91 21
Has anyone ever had the chance to taste a bacon flavored condom? I hear that flavor of condom exists.
pwnman 33
I never knew that condoms have flavours, too! :O