Today, I lost my job for taking an unauthorized vacation. I just got married and requested time off for the wedding and honeymoon months ago; it was approved then. They forgot, and then got angry because I didn't remind them. I did remind them, the day before I left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Today, I found out I lost a promotion intended for me because I was on planned vacation. FML
Today, I lost my job because my mom and stepdad forced me to go on our family vacation, even though my time off got rejected. FML
Today, I returned from vacation overseas to find I'd lost my job. The manager approved my leave, but forgot to put it in the system, so I was written up repeatedly for not showing up. If I want my job back, I have to wait 90 days and apply to start over. FML
Today, after getting a new remote job and traveling to the Bahamas while working remote, without asking my employer, because I figured they wouldn't find out and I didn't want them to say no. IT ended up tracking my computer and telling HR I was overseas and I got fired after I returned from my trip. FML
Today, after I let my job know I needed time off for a friend's funeral a week ahead of time and they declined to approve it, telling me to call in sick, the day of the funeral arrived and I called in sick, only to come back to a write-up and threats of being fired for not getting it approved in advance. FML
Today, I asked for time off from work for my wedding and honeymoon. A grand total of three days. My boss made a face like he'd sucked on rancid toes and asked me if I was stupid. Awesome. FML
Today, I asked my bosses for three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses are my aunt and uncle. FML
Today, after being jobless for 2 years, I got a call back for an interview. I was ecstatic until I saw the date. It's the same day I leave for a weeklong, nonrefundable vacation. I applied for the job 6 weeks ago, and since not hearing anything bought the vacation 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML
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Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
Sue for unlawful termination. I'm sure SOMEONE there can vouch for you.
exohazard 6
Fyl. This sort of companies shouldnt even exist. You deserve better OP
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Comments (155)
invivoful 10
Aren't there papers you can fill out for time off from work? why weren't these papers provided? o.0
capnbzarr 43
Were your request and their approval in writing anywhere? If so, go back with a copy and politely suggest that they re-hire you and fire the person who mis-filed your paperwork.
upyourzlolz 11
At least your engagement ring wasn't taken.
FaraPjJammaz 13
FYL! **** THE PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH! They're a bunch of idiots that used you as a scape goat for their poor ass memory issues!
CMichael 0
I'll have you know my donkey can hold 2 terra-bytes of information.
FaraPjJammaz 13
Haha :)
tj4234 36
Isn't this grounds for unfair dismissal?
Blueglasscup 18
What a lovely wedding present... Fyl.
mxteen 0
Lmao ur ******.
FroHo 8
This is just BS. Talk to your lawyer and sue them. It's not your fault that they've got their heads up their assess, but still can't remember shit.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Assess, lol
FroHo 8
I'm sorry, but English isn't my first language. How does one write/spell it? :)
perdix 31
They just want you to enjoy your spouse 24 hours a day now.
flockz 20
sex, sex, and more sex. ....underneath freeways, freeways, and more freeways.
rttr 18
How are you always on the front page of the comments and be so funny and helpful?!?!?
duhWINNING2_fml 9
I thought your fiance got arrested for larceny?
Robbogas 2
It's not UPS is it ?