Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says, "We know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
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justesen 0
Hahaha, awesome father :D
arcturussage 0
boyfriends fault imo. If I were having my girlfriend over I'd make sure my mom knew she was a vegetarian. Dad sounds like a cool guy though
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Comments (217)
whateverbutt 0
haha so funny
Mitz_fml 4
Number 18-then you're NOT a vegetarian!
laurendrew 2
34, thank you for pointing that out, I thought I was the only one who noticed
thisismyname_fml 1
#17 said it best. and will the whiny little 12 year old please stop spamming? no one gives a **** about watching your videos about shitty bands.
Endymion_fml 0
He sounds really cool, that guy. Eat meat, ya freakin' wuss!
Lifesucksdodrugs 0
That's definitely a keeper.
interruptive_cow 0
I think etiquette demands that you either tell them in advance you are a vegetarian or suck it up and eat the lasagna the woman just spent all day making for you. Although perhaps the boyfriend could have spoken up too.
jahwn 12
That's like asking you to "suck it up" and eat what you are allergic to, most vegetarians, at least long term ones throw up after ingesting meat.
mk1o3o 0
gg
rabidhatter 0
Lighten up, your boyfriends dad seems awesome.
coffeennicotine 0
Seriously, you're extremely rude. You deserved worse than that joke, which was actually really funny. Get over yourself. If you can't or won't eat something, tell people in advance. Otherwise, just eat the food, or even pick the meat out if it's that big of a freaking deal.
mouseintern 0
Haha, been there, sorta, but it was my fault. I hate pickles, and I was out eating dinner with my family. My dinner came with a pickle, so I offered it to anyone else who wanted it, saying "usually [name of my girlfriend] eats my pickle." Oooops. Everyone let it slide except for my dad, who had a great time roasting me. Ahh innuendos.